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Reno Browne ([personal profile] browne) wrote2009-06-27 11:53 pm

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SPOILER: DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED


[suddenly, from around the corner, there's Reno and Whip. They step out into full view, clearly hostile, both holding guns.

Whip looks up, fire blazing in his eyes.]


Sorry you have to find out the truth this way.

[he lifts a hand and reaches under the collar of his shirt. Suddenly, he pulls the skin back and UP, peeling his entire face away, revealing... John Hammond.

Everyone stares in shock, and while they do so, Reno peels back her own face to reveal that she is actually a velociraptor. She LUNGES, suddenly, monstrous jaw open to rip apart the nearest victim.

Plot end.]



supes: (awkward ⋙ confused)

[personal profile] supes 2009-06-28 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T WORRY WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
cowboy: (amusin' old coot)

[personal profile] cowboy 2009-06-28 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
HEH. SURE THING BOY....

/shoots you

[identity profile] mylifeisntajoke.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
DUDE

[identity profile] yeahitsortofis.livejournal.com 2009-06-28 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
i'm so... scared /pees